Yearbook

So this is how Sam's and my conversation in yearbook went today:

Sam: "Is that a bald man?"
Me: "No, Sam, it's a swan..."
Sam: "Oh. Well, it looked like a bald man."
Me: ".........."

and....

Sam: "I am not a crab!"
Me: "Yes, you are, Sam! Face the facts of life!"
Sam: "No! Crabs are freaky!"
Me: "Exactly! You're a freaky crab!"
Sam: "Well, if I'm a crab then you're a freak!"
Me: "Thaaaaaaanks...."
Sam: "Haha! You're a creaky frab! Wait..."
Me: "Ahahahhahahaha fail."
Sam: "Shut up."
Me: "Ok...frab."
Sam: "Shut up, creaky!"
Grassly: *stare*

Only in the Woods of Brent, Mississippi, small children :)